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GUY DOWNS HALF A BOTTLE OF MARTELL TO IMPRESS CRUSH, 30 MIN LATER ‘MERLION’

I never thought I’d be the type of person to do something as stupid as I did last night.

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I was at a party with a few friends, and my crush was there. I’d been crushing on her for a while, and I wanted to show off.

So I decided to do something really “cool” and drink half a bottle of Martell.

I was feeling pretty good after the first seconds, and I was sure that my crush would be impressed. I was really feeling confident, so I kept drinking.

After about 30 minutes, I started to feel really sick. My stomach started to hurt and I knew I was in trouble.

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I was trying to hide the pain, but it was too late. I started to feel like I was going to puke any minute. I was frantically searching for a place to puke, but there was nowhere to go.

I ended up just puking right there in the middle of the party.

It was so embarrassing. Everyone was staring at me, and my crush was looking at me in shock. I had ruined my chance to impress her.

I wanted to crawl into a hole and never come out. I felt like a total loser.

I tried to apologize, but no one wanted to hear it. I was so embarrassed and ashamed. I had ruined the party and embarrassed myself.

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I felt like I had let down everyone there. I wanted to just go home and forget about this whole night.

I eventually did manage to make it home, but the damage had been done. I was so embarrassed and ashamed.

I learned my lesson that night. I never should have tried to impress my crush by drinking that much alcohol. 

I had ruined my chance to impress my crush and I felt like a complete idiot. I had no idea that drinking half a bottle of Martell would have such an effect on me.

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