A guy shared a story of how he screwed up one time with his wife while they were in the room having some intimacy after a long weekend with the family.
They had just gotten married a while ago and was staying in his parents in law place as they were exhausted after going around the whole weekend with entertaining their families.
They decided to use their private time to the fullest and went straight ahead for some intimate ‘action’ but something happened nearing the end which was hilarious for the wife and embarrassing for the man.
Here is the story
“My wife and I had just gotten married recently and due to the pandemic we did not invite a lot of our relatives and opted for a private wedding session with just a few family and close friends.
We had decided that out of courtesy and respect to our relatives, we would go and visit them over the next few weekends to celebrate our marriage in them in a smaller group according to the pandemic measures.
So now to the story me and my wife were doing what newlyweds do and having some needed alone time after a long family weekend.
It started out fine we were having some random mid-night ‘action’ but things were coming to an end, and it was time for the “Big Bang”.
So not to let it make a mess on her parents guest room, she starts blowing the trumpet to get me to finish what we had started, and reach the pinnacle.
In between the spurts my body relaxed enough to let out the longest, loudest release of gas.
Now its two o’clock in the morning and we are at her parents house, and she won’t stop laughing and her mom has woke up!!!!
The only words she could mutter between hyperventilating were “I’m never going to let you live this down””
Image source: unsplash.com