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GUY JOKES WITH NURSE ABOUT HIS SESAME STREET FANTASY, NURSE STUPIDLY BELIEVES

A story was seen online which a guy shared about his experience at an unknown hospital which he had been going to see the doctor for an infection at his private area for the longest time in his life.

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He shared that in one of his visits to the hospital, he had to release his ‘soldiers’ for the doctor to do tests on and the nurse guided him into a children’s room in the hospital to collect his ‘solders’ as there were no more available rooms.

The nurse then apologised for the lack of rooms and ‘materials’ to aid him in his collection of his ‘soldiers’ to which he joked that the sesame street characters, Ernie and Bert was enough ‘aid’ for him.

The nurse took his joke seriously and then went to share it with the other nurses who laughed continuously at the man while he was inside the room.

Here is the story

“Ok, here we go. I had to release into a cup to count my soldiers because I had a longtime infection in my private area.

Nurse said: “Sorry, you have to use the children’s room, every other room is occupied.”

So as I enter the room I see Sesame Street books, stuffed animals, colourful walls and a clock on the wall having animals as numbers.

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The nurse tells me that there are no adult magazines available and I tried to be funny and said “Doesn’t matter, Ernie and Bert are enough for me to get off.”

She did not get the joke. Then she asked me if I know how to ‘do it’ and gave me a quick rundown on how to ‘do it’, all the while looking disgusted and angry.

Ok, so there I was, in a childrens room in a urology clinic trying to do it into a cup while stuffed animals were looking at me with a nurse right in front of the door.

I heard her telling the other nurses my fantasy about Sesame Street, they all laughed.

I had to start over.

When I got to the point where I thought that I could fill the cup, the clock on the wall started to “moo” and make super loud cow noises because it was 12 o’clock.

I must have sighed very loudly because the whole floor went nuts and started laughing even harder.

I had to start over again.

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When I finally finished and left the room the nurses were still laughing.”

Image source: unsplash.com, sesamestreet.org

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