my girlfriend keeps distracting while gaming…
We grew up as neighbors and childhood friends, and hung out sometimes at school. Everything was normal.
Then all of a sudden, when we were about to graduate – she started getting “dirty” with me. It started out playful, but then just became a habit.
I guess we started dating. I think I love her, but I’m trying to grind through call of duty, and make the baddest Pokemon.
She just wants to come over all the time, and sit next to me, smelling all nice – and watch me play games, silently. She’s very obedient, but also has fun pushing boundaries – so, I end up having to take all these little breaks from gaming, to get naughty with her.
All of this feels good and wonderful, but my online buddies are complaining, because I’m not as reliable as I used to be. They say I’ve lost my edge, and that hurts.
Meanwhile, she just goes “teehee” and smiles at me. If it weren’t for her Tekken and street fighter skills, I’m not sure this relationship would have two legs to stand on.
Not sure what to do… Please help, choose your own adventure style!
Turn to page 69, to wife her and just be average at games.
Turn to page 420, to reject her and dedicate your life to gaming alone. Maybe you’ll even go pro and have all the women you could ever dream of…