I hate it when people are over interested in my food.
For example: I have a coworker who will roll his chair 20 feet at top speed to inspect what I’m eating.
Now, he doesn’t just do this to me. He does it to everyone. Then, he hovers over your food and says “what have you got there?”
I have answered simply “potatoes” to have him respond. “mnnmmm. Yummmmmmm!! Potatoes!” And wipe gross, imaginary drool from his greedy, slovenly, begging for my food, chin.
It’s nasty and disturbing
He will call across this very large room to tell someone their YOGURT SMELLS GOOD!
he has taken my food out of the fridge and inspected it, then reported to me how amazing it looks. He tells me I am an amazing cook, which is disturbing because, to my knowledge, he has never eaten anything i have made.
Dude makes me want to skip meals. I am not alone. Most of my coworkers have stopped eating at work because of him.
Please. For the love of everything holy. Leave people and their food alone. Mind your own business.
Disclaimer. This may have been really personal, but it is now truly off my chest.