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GUY OPENS ‘HELMET’ WITH TEETH, IT TEARS APART WHEN HE’S WITH GF

A guy shared a story of how he was with his girlfriend one day and things got into the heat of the moment quickly and it advanced to the stage where he needed to don his ‘helmet’.

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Usually he opens the ‘helmet’ wrapper with his hands but today he decided to try another pattern and used his mouth to hold the wrapper while he opens it with one hand while his other hand was busy.

Unfortunately, his teeth tore the ‘helmet’ and now he is afraid that he might have given his girlfriend a big belly.

Here is the story

“I was at my girlfriend’s one day and things quickly got into the heat of the moment.

We have always used ‘helmet’ while having fun as we did not want to be young parents.

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My dad had this talk with me when I turned legal that I should never open a ‘helmet’ with my mouth as it could cause some tearing, but the reasoning I gave myself that day was that it’s the only way (I’ve managed) to unwrap one with one hand while putting the other to good use.

I figured that with today’s latex technology and if I just tear the corner of the wrapper, it shouldn’t be an issue.

Only tried it today and it turned what was supposedly a wonderful morning adventure into an awful start to the day because the second I done while inside, the tip of the ‘helmet’ ripped…

I felt it and immediately withdrew but it was too late.

My poor girl was terribly stressed but thankfully she works from home.

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So I went out and got her her favourite breakfast because you know they say food can always make things better.

I hope it helps her but it spoilt what could have been a great start to the day.”

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