There is no way that most people have clean backsides
Every day I suffer the experience that is the public bathroom experience at work. I just spent the usual 20 minutes wiping my backside because these lousy toilets don’t use bidets or have baby wipes and using toilet paper is the worst.
And every day while I’m in there, I find other fellow poopers. Once I hear their groans cease, the usual sound of the toilet paper being yanked can be heard, followed by a flush.
NOW WHY ON MOTHER EARTH DO I HEAR THEM ALWAYS TAKING ONE YOINK OF TOILET PAPER BEFORE LEAVING???
Bro there is no way they wiped their backsides clean enough to get up after one wipe. Even after two or three it’s not good enough.
Is there some secret technique that I’m not aware of? Are my butt cleaning standards simply too high? This is ridiculous.
God I hate public toilets.
Netizens’ comments
- You guys wipe?
- I just put my my butt in the toilet and swish it around, then flush
- Even if your first wipe is clean, you gotta take another wipe to ensure that your butt was not eluding you.