A guy shared a story of how he accused his girlfriend of being smelly one day when the actual stench came from his own farts.
He had been eating a lot of onions and garlics the day before and because of that has been letting out a lot of gas.
He was with his girlfriend and there was a stench in the air from his lightly released gas and decided to put it on her and he told her that she is smelly resulting in her being hurt by his words.
Here is the story
“First off, I absolutely adore my girlfriend and would never purposely hurt her feelings. Secondly, I’m an idiot.
Whenever I eat onions or garlic or any strong smelling food, I let go of those smells through my farts. I just so happened to have eaten a rather large quantity of onions and garlics yesterday and the day before and have yet to experience the subsequent non stop farts which is not normal.
Cut to this morning and I’m waking up for work with my girlfriend beside me. I think she’s the finest creature on this planet and I make sure to tell her that as often as I can.
I farted at that moment and I thought to myself how awful I smell. So, as I am in the process of adorning my girlfriend with wonderful compliments, I am also thinking to myself of how my nostrils are suffering. I try to say, “You’re so cute.” But, I’m thinking, “You smell bad.”
Now, I’m sure you can predict, since it is established I’m an idiot, I decided to put the blame of the stench onto her. I looked into my girlfriend’s loving eyes with my own eyes filled with the same love and said, “You’re so stinky.”
In my mind, I said exactly what I meant to say. But in reality, I hurt my lover’s feelings and planted a seed of insecurity.
Unknowing to me, she had also smelled my farts but assumed it was her and she apologised for smelling bad.
In the end the matter was resolved with me expressing remorse and explaining how I had screwed up by putting the blame on her.”
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