Pooping my pants while staring into my gf eyes
This was last night but I was hanging out with my girlfriend in my apartment, and I had to fart. She always asks me to fart somewhere else so she doesn’t have to smell it, so I went half way into the bathroom while having my head poke out of the doorway.
I thought it would be funny to stare at her while I farted, but instead of farting I pooped in my pants while making direct eye contact.
I haven’t done that in at least ten years so it only makes sense to happen when I’m making eye contact to my girlfriend of three months.
She laughed at me for a little while and so did I but I was still very embarrassed. Luckily she had seemed to forget about it but the horror I felt when I realized what shot out of me is still haunting me.
Netizens’ comments
- Oh she didn’t forget it.
- My dog used to do that all the time and I still love him.
- now you must keep her or you will forever be the ex that pooped himself
- I still look back fondly on the time when my girlfriend shit her pants. Obviously she’s not my girlfriend any more, because she’s my wife.
- Unless you’re going to make this a regular thing, it’s shat.
- I always tell everyone that shitting your pants once in a decade keeps you humble and grounded, whether it is by accident or on purpose. I did it between the ages of 0-10, I did it once between 11-20, and I did it once between 21-30. I’m now in my late 30’s. I have a couple more years to go, and have had a few close calls, but I’m due for a good pants shitting that’ll knock me back a few pegs and humble me for another decade or so.
- I do my best to never judge people for things they can’t control, but I do have to ask: Is this common for you people? I haven’t shit myself since I was in diapers, and have never even approached a situation where that was possible. Is there an epidemic of poor bowel control happening that I’m not aware of?