So I’m just chilling at home. Go on Snapchat see who’s broken up and who’s birthday it is that I couldn’t care less about when I got an add from my cousin.
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I knew it was my cousin because her username is literally her exact full name so I added her back and that’s when she sent me some explicit photos of herself 5 minutes later saying “you like?”
I don’t think she realised who she sent that to and so I sent back a photo of my face quoting “our parents are cousins.”
She then realised who I was. And then blocked me. The end.
Our family is messed up and that side of the family have completely disowned me so it wouldn’t shock me if she didn’t remember me.
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Plus we haven’t seen each other in about 7 years lol.
Netizens’ comments
- Can’t be worse than this one dude in my school bus who told us of this story where he and the girl that made out found out they’re cousins through a family reunion.
- Print the photos, frame them, then give them to her as a present and say “thought you might want these back”