Guys, please don’t laugh at me. I really need to get this off my chest because I feel so stupid and naive right now. I cannot face my friends or my mother already.
So basically, my friends always jio me to go this KTV / diu place in Orchard Road. You all know the type lah, got girls from Taiwan, Thailand, and Vietnam. Usually I just drink green tea and sit quietly one side because I very shy. But recently, this one Vietnam hostess came over to sit next to me.
She was very sweet to me ok! She kept calling me “handsome boy”, pouring my drink, and touching my arm. I ask her how old she is, she told me she 33 years old. Me being stupid and naive, I just believed her wholesale! In my heart I was thinking, “Wah 33, slightly older than me, but quite mature and caring leh, like big sister!”
One thing led to another… after drinking a bit, we went back to my place and did the deed.
The next morning, when my mother woke up and saw her in the living room, my mother’s face immediately turned black like charcoal. The moment the girl left, my mom grabbed my arm and scolded me like crazy, telling me to chase her away ASAP and never bring her back again. I thought my mom was just being conservative or xenophobic, so I didn’t listen.
Then afternoon time, I met my older male friends for coffee. I proudly showed them the selfie photo I took with her in the room.
My friends looked at the photo, looked at me, and literally spat out their kopi-C.
They told me: “Oi bro, are you blind or what? This one mid-40s at LEAST lah! Could even be late 40s! Look at her neck lines and hand skin!”
I frozen there. I re-examined the photo. Under the bright sunlight without KTV dim lights and beauty camera filter… CHEEYEAH. She really look like my mother’s age group. She almost as old as my mom!
I really dono why I so naive. I got cheated completely. I thought I was living out some KTV romance movie, end up I gave away my body to someone who could be my primary school teacher. No wonder my mother wanted to chase her out immediately! Mother’s instinct really no fight.
Now every time I close my eyes I just feel like crying. How to recover from this level of humiliation??? Anyone else got cheated like this before or am I really the most stupid guy in Singapore?