Bro, I cannot make this shit up. Share in the group chat for awareness, this one real peak galaxy brain + absolute brainrot mixed together 💀💀💀
Just now I was doing a stacked order near Yishun NPC. I just collected my food, then I saw this legendary sequence unfold right in front of the station.
This fellow rider—riding one of those illegal, fully modified, zero-pedaling, modified-until-become-scooter ebikes—comes flying down the pavement. I’m talking full PMD-ah-beng spec: flashing RGB lights, blasting electronic techno remix from a Bluetooth speaker, going damn fast.
And where does this absolute fking genius decide to stop? Right outside the main entrance of the fking police station.
He doesn’t even park properly, just stands there waiting. Next thing you know, a regular Mata officer walks out in full uniform.
The rider, completely unfazed, just shouts: “OI ABANG! ORDER 702 ASSAM LAKSA AND ICED MILO IS IT?!”
Turns out the customer was the Mata officer who ordered lunch while on duty inside.
The officer looks at the rider, looks at the illegal ebike that’s basically a spaceship on two wheels, looks back at the rider, and just sighs. He takes the plastic bag, taps the rider on the shoulder, and points inside.
“Bro, thank you for the food. Now park the bike here, step inside, and give me your IC. I call TP come down now.”
Fking genius because he delivered the order directly to the hand with zero delay, but absolutely retarded because he literally delivered himself straight into the dragon’s den. Bro speedran a bike confiscation and a court summons just to get that $4.50 delivery fee + 5-star rating.
Yishun is truly a GTA server that never sleeps. You guys ride modified one please don’t be so brave go deliver inside police station can or not? Later no more bike to change shift 😂😭😭