The children in the unit below have found a space in their unit that causes an echo in mine. It must be small because I can hear them very, very clear (even shuffling around) in that space and virtually not at all other times. Unless they’re shouting loudly etc.
They have decided to use this space to convince me that my apartment is haunted. And it lights up my life. I play into it. It goes something like this:
Them: “OoooooOOOoooo we’re ghoooooosts!”
Me: Oh my gosh! ghosts!
muffled giggling
Them: We are haunting yooouuuu!
Me: What do you want, foul spirits?!
Them: We want reveeeeeeeenge!
Me: I’ll have to get a priest!
And so on. Usually once each weekend during the morning. As far as I can tell they genuinely believe I am bamboozled, which makes it even MORE entertaining for me. When I see them outside on my way in from work I go out of my way to mention that I’ve been hearing ghosts lately and they should be careful etc.
One time I had a guy over when I heard them starting up and was like “Look, this is important to me. You can play along or you can be quiet, but I need to go into the living room and deal with this.” He got a kick out of it.