the time I accidentally brushed my teeth with period blood
So about 2 years ago I (m26) was visiting my then gf, now wife (f26) at her apartment. In her toilet there’s double sinks.
I reach for what I thought was my green toothbrush that I had left there. I apply some minty paste and begin brushing my teeth.
I instantly taste the most horrid salty, metallic, minty taste possible. My immediate thought was the toothpaste has gone bad or something.
I begin yelling out to my gf what the f did you do!!! What did you do to the tooth paste! Is this a prank or something!?!?
She slowly realizes what happened and she begins laughing. I keep yelling WHAT DID YOU DOOOO!!! She then informs me that the brush I used is a brush that she puts salt on and scrubs period stains off of her underwear with 🤮 …
so it just so happens that the green toothbrush I brought over is almost identical to that one and I got them confused.
So yeah that’s the story of when I brushed my teeth with salty period blood I hope you enjoyed it.
Netizens’ comments
- I would like to join in with a similar story: The story took place in my early years as a nurse. I was young and hair loss was something that only happened to other people. Yeah, i wore my long, gorgeous hair with pride.
During an afternoon shift, I washed the feces-smeared intimate area of a bedridden person, when I noticed a hair on my tongue.
Absentmindedly, I brought my gloved hand to my mouth and removed the hair. A split second later, filled with infinite horror, I realized what I had just done. - I don’t know how one could go on living after a trauma such as that…
- People who wash things with toothbrushes and just leave them out for unsuspecting victims deserve jail time.