I need to hang my head in shame for being an unthinking husband.
Sorry for any shirking or grammar issues as I am writing this on y mobile.
My wife and I were chatting about a friend of hers who apparently is getting a “mommy makeover” basically it’s a cosmetic surgery package for after you have a kid where they do lipo, tummy tuck, ‘neh neh’ augmentation, etc.
As my wife puts it, it is basically a cleanup of all the damage pregnancy does to your body. Her friend is apparently also getting larger implants done as part of this procedure to which I quote “go up a few sizes”.
My wife knows I am a ‘neh neh’ guy (I am), I really enjoy hers (I do) and also her ‘neh neh’ got really big during pregnancy (they do, we’re talking from B cups to solid DD).
So she then goes “maybe I should get a ‘neh neh’ job? as well”
Which I replied, “well you can never have too much of a good thing”. And I immediately regretted saying anything other than “no need you’re hot and attractive as it is”.
This of course sent her down the line where she said “oh really? well what else would you change about me?”
It was a trap, just like me falling into a hole and unable to get out.
Full disclosure before anyone asks me anything.
No, I don’t think my wife needs cosmetic surgery. I was thinking in the “what’s better than 1 scoop of your favorite ice cream? 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream” mindset.