MAN CAUGHT CHEATING BY WIFE, EXPLAINS TO HER THAT HE “ACCIDENTALLY” PIAK THE WOMAN

What is the most ridiculous excuse you’ve ever heard someone say after being caught cheating by their spouses?

Because I had a friend who got caught cheating by his wife, and he told her that it was an “accident” and he didn’t mean to do it.

What are some of the excuses that you’ve heard before?

Netizens’ comments

1. “it was an accident”
   Oh right, it was an accident that you went out, chatted with another person, then decided to go home with that person, and then you coincidentally happened to accidentally remove your clothes and fall into bed with them.
   Cheating is no accident, it’s planned, premeditated and it’s lies and deceit.
   An accident could be a bump in a car, something completely unexpected. Cheating is neither of these.
2. Caught her in the act. Her lover jumped from the bed, grabbed his clothes and ran out the door. Just before he exited, he yelled, ‘Ohhh, f!”
   I found out later that he was on the verge of “finishing” when I entered, and it popped when he was at the door. Yeah, several big streaks of his juice all over the sliding glass.
   When she composed herself I asked her how long she’d been cheating.
   Oh, I’m not cheating. She looked serious.
   What do you call it?
   Revenge.
   For what?
   For all those women you cheat with when you travel.
   This was a shocker. I’ve been on and off the road for years, but never cheated on her. She just assumed I was getting some on the side and wanted her share.
   The divorce was final five months later.
3. No longer than few days ago. Caught very explicit texts/messages with various people, and traces of conversations with explicit names, spanning over few months. Some earlier evidence had been deleted (conversation in messages coming up out of nowhere and such), so it might only be the tip of the iceberg.
   Some of them they met, some of them they didn’t (and/or were going to).
   The excuse was : “I didn’t know it was wrong so I didn’t care about it, but I will stop doing it now.
   To which was later added “We didn’t do anything, I talk big but I don’t do much”.
   As much as I’d like to believe it, it sounds like an absurd amount of BS and it’s impossible that someone who earlier blamed me based on the sole basis of suspicion of cheating (which didn’t happen) wouldn’t have the moral compass to know what they’re doing is utterly wrong in so many ways.
   Nope, no way I can possibly go with that. Trust level : -9000.