My dog jerks off under my bed
Im dead ass not joking around. A lot of times when im in my room sometimes and I smell something weird(kinda salty and like dried fluids).
And literally less than 5 minutes ago from writing this. I hear him doing something and I look under my bed and see him next to a small about of liquid.
I call him out and he still has his genitals hard. My other dog died about 2 weeks ago. They are both gay. So I am convinced that my dog is jacking off because the dog he would please himself with is gone
Ik dogs have needs. But he has a dog bed in the living room. And my parents room. Like damn bro. Ik you are so untrained that you barely know your name (he only knows the words treat, his name, and my SM’s name). But like damn you cant use your BEDS to use your red rocket
- This was wild from start to finish wtf did I just read
- I wish I was illiterate.
- Dog glanced over and whispered at you: “Go ahead and tell them, they will never believe you”
- It’s too early in the morning for this my guy, take my eyeballs away from me please
- My elephant does this too, pisses me off