I’m here to tell you the story of how I drank beer until my tummy grew so big it covered my ‘kkj’. I’m not sure why I did this, but it was a night I’ll never forget.
It all started one night at a bar. I was feeling kind of down and decided to go out to try and cheer myself up. I figured a few beers wouldn’t hurt and I thought that maybe it would take my mind off of things.
Little did I know that that decision would lead me down a path that would forever change my life.
I started out drinking just a few beers. I was having a good time and enjoying myself. I was talking to people and laughing and the beers were going down pretty easy.
Before I knew it I was on my fifth beer and I was starting to feel pretty good. I figured why not keep going and I kept drinking until I had had about eight beers.
At this point I was feeling really good, but I was also feeling really bloated. I looked down and noticed that my stomach had gotten really big.
It was so big that it was starting to cover my ‘kkj. I was shocked because I had never had a belly that big before and I was kind of proud of it.
I continued to drink, not realizing the consequences of my actions. I kept drinking and my stomach kept getting bigger and bigger.
I was in a daze and didn’t realize what I was doing until it was too late. By the time I stopped drinking, my stomach was so big it completely covered my ‘kkj.
I had gone too far and now I was paying the price.
I felt embarrassed and ashamed of what I had done. I wanted to go home and hide, but I was too drunk to drive.
I was too embarrassed to even look at anyone. I was so embarrassed that I was too scared to even try and go to the bathroom.
I eventually sobered up and was able to drive home. I had never been so embarrassed in my life and I was determined to never let this happen again.
I learned my lesson and I never drank that much again.
So that’s my story. I drank beer until my tummy grew so big it covered my ‘kkj.
It was an embarrassing experience, but I learned my lesson and I’m thankful that I never have to go through that again.