So my wife always gets bad gas before bed and while we’re laying in bed before going to sleep she will literally not stop farting. Every couple minutes or so she’ll keep letting one rip loudly. Yes I am aware women fart and it’s normal but it’s constant! For hours! While I’m trying to sleep! They smell so rank too it’s like something died in her butt.
I’ve tried gently suggesting she take medication for her gas but she doesn’t really seem to think of it as a problem. If I ask her to stop she says, “You know I can’t help it BBBBBRRRRRTTTTTTTT!”
It’s so hard to fall asleep with her constant smelly farts for hours. She even farts in her sleep too! I don’t know what to do or how to get her to stop or take this seriously.
Update as requested: We talked more about it. She got very upset with me because I was “body shaming her” which I’m not.
I told her I get it. Women fart but she couldn’t even make it through us arguing WITHOUT FARTING FOR GODS SAKE.
I told her to quit eating milk and cheese because she’s lactose intolerant and she knows this. She told me I can’t control what she eats so I said, fine take lactaid.
She claimed she does. I called her on her bullcrap and we argued more and it ended with her angrily sipping from a carton of milk to punish me later and me telling her we’re going VEGAN in this house! As I microwaved a large can of baked beans to defend myself from the incoming FARTNADO.
I know it’s more expensive to go vegan but I don’t care! No more milk, cheese, eggs or coffee creamer which is apparently 90% of my DISGUSTING BRAP HOG OF A WIFE’S diet. I’m gonna try to slip lactaid in her food and drink from now on.