I would join churches just to pick up on the girls that went there. It was easier than clubbing. As I are already showing the same beliefs as they are and therefore most open to a connection.
My Dad always told me you get more action in church than in the bar.
The girl who hangs around the club gets the same offer from men about a hundred times a day.
The girl who hangs around church may only get that offer a couple times a year.
-The Lonely one