A netizen shared a story about how is treats chubby girls as a form of investment, showering them with attention and waiting for them to slim down so that he can reap the returns of his investments.
Here is what he said
“I had an idea after watching the tv show How I Met Your Mother, about using fat girls as an investment.
So I started swiping right on all the dating apps, on all the girls who are fat but with an attractive face.
Because society is that cruel to them, nobody wants to match with them simply because they are fat.
99% of the time when I swipe right on a fat girl, it’s almost always a match, they are that desperate for attention.
I call them my investments.
But these investments are not monetary investments, they are much better than that.
These investments are guaranteed to end up in bed with me..
Because I shower them with affection and attention, without the kissing or any intimate bedroom activities, they feel the need for my touch, to get intimate with me.
So I keep showering them with attention and affection until when they finally slim down and become attractive, I stop giving them attention.
This will make them desperate to get intimate with me because they will be wondering what they did wrong and wanting to make things right with the person who stood by them when they were unattractive.
That’s when I can and I will finally end up in bed with my investments.”