Before I start, I know how dumb this is going to sound. Looking back I know what I did was stupid, so I don’t need people telling me what I already know.
So I got a job offer and they wanted me to do a drug test, today I went to get that done.
What I did was Pee in the toilet, and then take the cup and scoop the water (like I said, I now realize how dumb this sounds. I have never had to take a drug test before this and just assumed this is what I was supposed to do, nobody ever told me anything). I have never done drugs a day in my life, but I now understand this looks sketchy because people try to dilute their urine.
So basically the nurse lady got mad at me, understandably. They made me go to a different location and do an observed test with a doctor, and I did that fine.
They have to send both samples to the lab to inspect them. What I’m afraid of now is they’ll think I purposely diluted the first sample and revoke my job offer.
Once again, please don’t insult me in the comments, I know what I did was extremely dumb. I am probably the first one in the history of mankind to do this. I am thinking maybe I’m not smart enough for this job if I can’t even do this right.