Failed date because I told the guy he should get a prostitute
I had a lunch date earlier that I thought was going well until it came to actually paying for the food and I was planning on paying for myself but he insisted but oh of course it wasn’t out of the kindness of his heart or chivalrous or anything nooo why would it be.
After we ate he wanted me to come back to his place with him and I kindly said nah cause it was just our first date and he got a lil agitated and kept talking about how I must’ve used him for free food (as if I didn’t offer to pay for my own food..?)
and he doesn’t know why “women are like this” cause we were having a good time and why not continue that.. like there aren’t other things to do that aren’t your house..??
I told him he might as well just hire a prostitute so his money doesn’t go to waste. I technicallyyy meant it as a joke but I guess it’s not funny if you’re blue balled and the frustrated one because he had the most grossed out expression on his face.
As if what he wanted to happen wasn’t just prostitution with a middleman (the restaurant) ? But we just went to our own homes after that one.
He just sent me a text telling me what I said was a weird thing to say on a first date… but so was trying to guilt trip me into coming to your house soo…
edit: in case yall want more of a laugh my food was only $10 cause i got something off the kid’s menu cuz i eat like a goddam child tbh and i have a small appetite
Netizens’ comments
- Sounds like the last date too
- Just write this off as a bullet dodged. It’s creepy as heck he’d try to manipulate you into sleeping with him for food.
- I’ve done online dating for several years. This is the oldest trick in the book. Usually they cancel the date if you stand your ground about changing the date last to their house. I’m going to use what you said next time when I decide to date again.
- I’m a guy, and even I think that is the most perfect response to what he was doing!! You are absolutely right. Sounds like you really dodged a bullet.