So this happened yesterday – i was feeling pretty tired so decided I was going to call it an early night, left my wife watching some TV, kids were in bed, time for some restful shuteye.
The usual routine is read a book for a while but after 10 mins I couldn’t keep my eyes open, book down, lights out, sleepy time.
Boom!! Im launched into some really crazy dream where im being held under duress, someone was threatening to hurt me, my family, my kids, someone was holding down my hands, and i managed to free my right, im gonna let this person have it.
So I swing a couple of right hands at my dream tormentor and land successfully and think yeah that taught you a lesson, but then my tormentor starts to cry.
I wake up and see that my wife had climbed in next to me for some snuggles and was rewarded by being dream punched in the head, my wife bursts in to tear “Why did you punch me!!!?”
Shes like what the hell happened?!? i explain and apologize profusely, this has happened to me a couple of times before, so she understood, i was more worried i had caused my wife to get a black eye and that she would tell her colleagues the next day that her husband had punched her.
I got out of bed settled my daughter back in her own bed and spent the next 2 hours checking on her to make sure i hadn’t caused her any lasting damage