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MAN SAY ANY WOMAN SLEEP WITH HIM IS LOVE, “GOT MOUSTACHE IS FATHER”

A man told his friend that anyone that sleeps with him is pure love and blindly believes in it as if he never heard of ONS and fling.

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Here is the story:

I have a friend that tells me if got woman sleep with him means “love”, knn i tried to convince him and tell him love is not as simple as going to bed together.

He said that he recently met a girl through a friend and they started sleeping together a few days after knowing each other. He then told me that he has fall in love with the girl and thinks that the girl loves him as well.

I told him if the girl knows you 2 days can sleep with you like that sure unsafe mah plus you barely know the person how can it be love.

I told him: A key that can open any lock is a good key, but a lock that can be open by any key is a bad lock.

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He doesn’t get it and insist that it’s love. These are his exact words: “She sleeps with me means she loves me, I don’t think in this world people will just sleep around for no reason”

I answered him: “Hello brother you go Geylang pay $50, means the girl love you ah? Or if the person got moustache means it’s your father ah?”

He thinks that I blowing it out of proportion and stop talking to me for over a week. Only until yesterday, he apologizes to me and said that he was “used” and the girl not only “eat” him but borrowed money from him. I F him upside down and he told me he lend her $300.

I told him, “you see my point same as you go to Geylang. No difference. Hope you don’t get any additional illnesses aside from your stupid disease.”

Moral of the story, no such thing as free lunch.

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