I have a problem. Every time I get ‘hard’, I will fart. It’s embarrassing, and it’s a problem I’ve been dealing with for as long as I can remember.
I don’t know what causes it, but it’s been happening since I was a teenager. At first, I was embarrassed and tried to hide it from my friends and family. I was too embarrassed to even talk about it with a doctor.
It’s not just the physical embarrassment that I have to deal with. I also feel embarrassed because I can’t be intimate with someone without farting.
I feel like I’m ruining the moment, and that’s not something I want to do.
I tried to find ways to control my farts, but nothing seemed to work. I tried to relax the muscles, I tried to take deep breaths, but nothing worked.
I was starting to feel hopeless and frustrated.
Then, I decided to try something else. I started doing yoga and meditation. This helped me to relax and focus on my breathing.
It also helped me to control my emotions and reduce my stress levels.
After a few weeks of practice, I was finally able to control my farts. I was relieved and felt like I could finally be intimate with someone without farting.
But that relief was short-lived.
A few days after I was able to control my farts, I started to experience a new problem. My ‘little bro’ was weaker than before, and I wasn’t able to get ‘hard’ at all.
I was devastated. I felt embarrassed and ashamed. I felt like I was back to square one and I didn’t know what to do.
I felt like I had taken two steps forward, only to take three steps back.
I was embarrassed and ashamed, and I felt like I was never going to be able to be intimate with someone without farting.