Been married only this year and nv expected that I’d lose all interest in my missus after 3 months. She’s a keeper and virtuous and all, but has TWO hyper turn-offish things which I cannot tahan. One, her vagina really STINKS. Reminds me of the salty fish whenever I passed by the mkt with my mother long time ago. Its really bad thats why till now I’ve only initiated s*x twice.
Its really a mood killer though I think she’s not aware (or immune) and I dont have the heart to tell her. Yet.
Second, she FARTS real loud.
Its the fart-so-loud-you-can-hear-it-from-space loud. I swear I have never heard her fart so loud outside before when we were dating. We would be cuddling on the sofa watching tv and then she will let it out……..and yes, the smell is also heavenly
Yeah I know the first few months is all about discovering and adapting to each other’s living habits. What am I expected to do? Wear a N95 mask and ear plugs at home?