“I have been married for about a month and the romance is dying fast, because I am discovering my husband has many weird habits whenever he thinks he’s not being watched.
For example, when he watches football on the couch and doesn’t realize I am doing work on the table behind, he will slide his hand underneath his shorts and scratch his private parts, before bringing said hand up to his nose and taking a deep, invigorating breath, as if one were doing meditation.
Other times, the scratching results in some dirt that he rubs between his thumb and forefinger into a little grey ball of death, which he EATS.
Lastly, sometimes the scratching dislodges a strand of pubic hair, which he examines with keen interest in the same way David Attenborough looks at insects on plants, before sucking on it.
I have gone down on him many times and I can assure yall that it is not Bengawan Solo down there.
So why is he smelling, eating and sucking on by-products of his nether region? Do all guys do these?? How do yall cope with this disgusting side of your husbands/bfs???”