I went to a friend’s birthday staycation some time back and after the main party ended, a few of us stayed back to have drinks together with him and his girlfriend.
We started off playing games and after many many drinks later, we started to talk about almost anything and everything that came to mind as we were all already high.
Out of a sudden, my friend turned to his girlfriend and asked her to stop asking him to lick her ‘down there’ anymore whenever they were doing it as he did not like the smell there.
When his girlfriend asked him what it smelt like, he described the smell as similar to rotten eggs, salty fish and a bit of sotong.
He also said that every time he was forced to go ‘down’ on her, he would hold his breath as the smell there was too pungent and it was simply unbearable.
If it was possible to do so, he would have took a whole can of dettol disinfectant spray and sprayed the whole can at her ‘down there’.
Hearing this and due to our tipsy state of mind, we started to laugh out loud which made her feel awkward and embarrased.
She started to KP him and told him that the reason why she would ask her to go ‘down there’ was because he had a small banana which could not satisfy her needs.
She also said that there is gender equality now so if he wanted her to go down on him, she expected the same from him.
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