An epic altercation broke out between a Rolls Royce driver and a Bentley driver in China, as they got physical and fought over a parking lot.
The video begins with a woman being restrained by another woman, to no avail, as she charged sideways like a crab towards her target, hitting the man.
A policeman was also seen at the scene trying to defuse and deescalate the situation, but his presence was about as useful as the letter “h” in “asthma”.
A man in white then channelled his inner Leonardo DiCaprio and put in a performance of a lifetime, collapsing in front of the policeman after being hit by his imagination.
He then laid down on the ground and pretended to be dead, like how my girlfriend does when I ask her if she wants to “do it”.
The woman whom we mentioned above, then decided to lie down beside the “dead” man and started attacking him on the floor, as the man then miraculously came back to life like The Undertaker in the WWE.
She was then helped up by the police, before flashing her arm to show the “marks” that she suffered, but the only thing on her arm was an arm, her own arm.
Meanwhile, another fight broke out at the side of the parking lot between a group of people, as the woman folded up her sleeves, ready to jump into another fight.
The group was fighting right under a carpark mirror, presumably so that they can “watch their back”.
At the centre of the group that was fighting, was the previously-mentioned “dead” man, who seemed to have regained his willpower to fight after being raised from the dead.
That group then broke apart as yet another group started fighting, with the fighters switching targets more often than in a Call of Duty – Warzone game lobby.