I wrapped my penus in a banana leaf for a week
I get a lot of unwanted hard ons with dribbly pre-come. So by the end of the day my underpants normally stink like a sun-dried condom and my D does too. Regular soap just doesn’t quite get rid of the smell anymore.
Now, my grandma always used to cook with banana leaves. It made meat really sweet and moist. She used to wrap warts in the banana skin too and said it healed wounds.
So I figured i’d give my wife a bit of a surprise before one of our infamous saturday night bonk sessions and use a banana leaf to clean up the smell of my D and make it taste a bit nicer, just in case she wanted to put it in her mouth.
I wrapped it up gently on a monday with electrical tape allowing the end to be open so it didn’t block my p-hole and took it off on a Friday.
However, my D didn’t look clean at all when I took it off. It was covered in white bleeding papules with snotty looking fluids.
For anyone interested in a scientific experiment, do not repeat this one. It is just not worth it.
Netizens’ comments
- WHAT THE FK
- Respectfully… why not just carry babywipes with you and give yourself little wipedowns throughout the day?
- Do you understand why this happened????
Besides playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes??
Your bone zone is a sweaty area that’s kept in a confined area that doesn’t give it room to breathe This is why people get yeast infections when they dont clean.
Now you and your brilliant self took a banana leaf and wrapped it around your wet sweaty junk and then held it there.
The banana leaf decomposed and mixed with the sweat on your D.
Remember how you said the banana leaf smelled sweet? The banana leaf has sugars, sugars that got on your sweaty D while the leaf continued to decompose.
And wet sweaty sugary area becomes a breeding ground for yeast. The yeast continues to grow into your skin and it cracks..
Next time just rub some deodorant on your crotch or use some baby powder.