🚩 SIAO LIAO… MY WIFE SUDDENLY BECOME STAR PLAYER? 🚩
Guys, I need some serious #RealTalk advice because my brain is legit blur like sotong right now. 🦑
So as you all know, my job is the type that always chiong overseas one. Usually fly here, fly there, gone for 2-3 months at a time. Long distance is tough, but we make it work, right? Or so I thought.
I just touch down back in SG recently after a long stint away. Of course, first night back, must have some “private bonding time” with the Mrs. 🔞
WALAU EH. 🤯
I don’t know what happen, but her BJ skills… from “standard Singapore Football quality” suddenly jump to World-Class Champions League level. I was like, “Eh, hello? Who are you and what you do with my wife??” Last time she quite shy one, but now? She start doing the full package. everything also on point. The technique? Solid. The rhythm? Power. The confidence? 10/10. 🏆
Don’t get me wrong, it is SIBEH SHIOK. I felt like I was in heaven for a good 20 minutes. But after the shiok-ness wear off, the overthinking start already. 🧠💨
The Suspect Part: 🕵️♂️
How can someone level up so fast? Is it she secretly went for some “Advanced Skills Workshop” while I was in London? Or she been watching too much film until she become expert?
Or… the one I’m scared to think… she got “private tutor” come house and teach her 1-on-1 while I not around? 💀 My heart say “Enjoy the ride,” but my brain say “Eh bro, something is fishy leh.”
I don’t want to be the paranoid husband and spoil the mood, but I also don’t want to be the blur cock who gets cheated on and still say thank you.
What you guys think?
🚩 Red flag: Confirm she found a “sparring partner.”
✅ Green flag: She just miss me too much and go study YouTube tutorials.
🤐 Just diam-diam: Don’t ask, just enjoy the free upgrade.
Should I ask her directly or just wait and see? Give me some logic leh!
Should I ask her directly or just diam-diam enjoy the “upgrade”? Help a brother out leh.
Netizens’ comments
- Maybe she wanted to blow your mind and has been doing her research reading and such. I learned how to do the things you’re mentioning by reading tips and tricks and talking to girlfriends about it. Don’t be so quick to imagine infidelity. Why not praise her for learning new things to surprise you with and see what she says?
- Ask her what happened, but not in an accusing tone but oke more passive.
There are sometimes when my gf seems like she has got a lot better at doing stuff, but it’s just that since it has been a long time since we’ve seen eachother, she has been craving it for longer, so she puts more enthusiasm into it - My wife out of nowhere got way better at bjs all of sudden. No way was she cheating, we were too close and busy. She massaged my prostate out of nowhere so I asked her where that came from. She said her gay friend taught her how to do it.
- Honestly, the quality of my bjs depends entirely on how much I want it in the moment, and time and distance definitely make me desperate for that D. Like I can give you anywhere between 2% and 100% depending on the mood. My technique evolves so much and it’s completely random, sometimes I’m asked to replicate this amazing thing I did and I have no recollection of what it was.
I’ve been accused of cheating because of this before and I can tell you there’s no better way to turn a woman all the way off and ensure you’ll never get that kind of bj ever again. The idea that cheating gets you new skills seems like a hoax to me, like you’ll learn how someone else likes it but that’s not to say it will help you better pleasure your own partner.
If you need to clear your doubts, just let her know how impressed you are with her performance and ask her what’s making it so good.