True story ah, I swear to god. I private hire driver (PHV) for 3 years already. Drive until back pain, neck pain, everyday see the same road, see Singaporean complain about $2 peak hour surcharge like I robbing them. Standard fare very hard to eat. But got one lobang I discover last year, now every Friday and Saturday night, I confirm will go there and wait.
The spot is Marina Bay Sands casino taxi stand side there. You just wait for those drunk PRC uncles.
Got this one specific uncle, I call him Lao Wang. This guy every time come out from casino, confirm smell like cheap Moutai and expensive cigarettes, face red like tomato, walk also cannot walk straight. Usually nobody want to take drunk rider right? Vomit in car then next two days cannot work, clean up fee also not enough to cover. But Lao Wang is different. He is my gold mine.
First time I pick him up, he cannot even key in the address properly. He just show me his phone, going to some luxury condo at Bukit Timah. The moment he sit down, he start talking very loud, standard Mandarin but with heavy accent, boast about how much he win, or swear how much he lose. I don’t really understand, I just say “Dui, dui, dui, boss you huan jian, very powerful!” Just nod head and smile only.
Then when reach destination, fare is like $28. You know what he do? He pull out thick wallet, grab a stack of $50 or $100 note, and just throw at my dashboard. He say, “Xiao huo zi (young man), keep the change, go buy cigarette.” That night, the tip alone was $120. I like want to cry, seriously. My Grab app fare became small money.
Now, every weekend I will purposely drop off near MBS around 2am to 4am and see if I can match him or his friends. These rich PRC casino players, when they drunk, they don’t care about money one. To them, $100 is like $1 to us. Last week he win big, he gave me $200 tip just for driving him 15 minutes! He even vomit a bit on my floor mat, but he immediately throw another $100 bill at me and say sorry. I clean with tissue also happy.
My wife say I no dignity, go and flatter drunk guy for money. But hello, dignity can buy GrabPetrol meh? Can pay HDB loan meh? Anyone say PRC riders bad, I say you don’t know how to play the game. Anyone else got this kind of secret lobang?PHV DRIVER LOVES TO DRIVE DRUNK PRC MAN LEAVING CASINO, ALWAYS GET TIPS
