Coldplay announced on 12 June that they would be performing at the Singapore National Stadium for 4 nights in January next year, before adding 2 more shows due to the overwhelming demand, and they sold out all six of their shows.
Following this, a scalper on Carousell posted a listing selling tickets for the entire Section 117 of the show, of 520 seats from rows A to Z, for $300,000.
He said that those who buy the tickets from him will be like having their own “VIP club”, and not have to worry about squeezing in with other fans coming to watch the show.
Here is what he said
Managed to buy the whole of section 117, rows A to Z, total 520 seats, like having your own VIP club liddat. Don’t need to worry about squeezing or queueing with strangers or getting jostled like sardines.
Confirm suitable for class or company gathering, can even bring your whole kampung along plus you can bring your ah ma, ah gong, ah boy, ah girl, ah everything! Shiok man, better than any enhanced experiences.
Eh, who else can say they chop chop attend concert whole section one ah? Price boh bian, can negotiate lah. Imagine bragging to your kakis, “Eh, you know what? I attended a concert as a whole section leh!” Confirm they jaw drop till like MRT gantry stuck one.
Only sell the whole section, cannot buy one-by-one, like power-buying in bulk, you know? So, if you want to impress your kaypoh relatives or show off to your siam-di-diam friends, this is your chance!
Don’t miss this once in a lifetime experience!
Clarified that listing was just “satire”
The Carouseller then added a disclaimer at the bottom of his listing, saying that “Unfortunately the above is a piece of satire and yes… section 117 dosent even exist. Hopefully it brought a good laugh to your day. On the contrary, I am actually looking to buy standing tickets preferably on the 23/26 Jan.”
Source: madkitty on Carousell.