A friend who always likes to show off and acts atas in front of his friends got screwed by his friends after he wanted to pretend to be an alcohol connoisseur (expert).
Here is the story:
I need to share this joke about this joker who is not very smart, his name is David. He always likes to hao lian from the smallest “pea-size” topics to the biggest he can think of and we decided to prank him.
He told me that he will be coming in for a drink at my house with another common friend of mine and said that he wishes to taste my whisky collection as he knows how to appreciate expensive alcohol.
My other friend and I decided to pull an epic prank from him, I had an empty bottle of 18-year-old Yamazaki Whisky lying around which typically cost over a thousand dollars.
We went to the supermarket and bought a bottle Hua diao jiu which is used for cooking Chinese food and we filled the Yamazaki bottle with the cooking wine. We then added a spoon of honey into the bottle and shake it.
The hao lian friend came over and wanted to drink nice whisky so I served him the special drink that I made and told him the bottle is worth over a thousand dollars. He asks why does it taste slightly sweet, I replied with a question instead “Do you taste the sweetness of the japan exclusive 200-year-old oak barrel from the mountains of mt Fukuyama that was drank by the 3rd samurai shogun”.
My other friend was holding his laughter and Mr hao lian said it is excellent and he wanted more, he then asked why we did not drink the whisky as well. We said, “today is beer day”.
Till today he still thinks that the Hua diao jiu with honey is Yamazaki whisky.