Wah lau eh, this one really make my blood boil sia. So this girl I dating for about two months lah, everything at first quite sweet. She always act cute, call me “B” and say she never ask for much, just want a man who can dote on her. Ok lor, I thought she simple girl, just want love and attention.
Then hor, last weekend, she suddenly send me one IG story of this LV bag, say, “B, I think this bag suit me, very classy right?” I go click see the price — almost $4,000 leh! I reply, “Wah, this one not cheap sia.” You know what she say? “Aiyo, if you love me, money not important mah.”
I nearly faint. I ask her straight, “Eh, you got save money or not?” She say, “I very poor thing, my bank left $13.42 only.” STILL DARE TO WANT LV?
Then she still got face tell me, “You working what, confirm can afford. Just treat me once mah.” Wah piang, this one not treat already, this one is kena rob.
I go check her Insta some more — she go café hopping almost every weekend, nails always bling-bling, lashes longer than MRT queue. But bank account only got $13.42. Priorities all wrong sia.
After that I slowly ghost her liao. I not ATM, I human ok? Now I realise some people not looking for love — they looking for sponsor. Next time I find girlfriend, must check wallet first, not just heart.
Moral of story: Don’t fall for pretty face until you see their bank balance. LV bag can wait. Your CPF cannot.