My tattoo artist shat his pants during session
The majority of people loves my stories and experiences, with a few who live boring lives and don’t believe anything ever happens. Here’s another pointless story people probably won’t believe!
I was getting my first “big” tattoo done on my arm when I started to feel lightheaded and sick. I told my tattoo artist and he stopped inking immediately, sat my chair back, got me water and glucose tablets, etc.
While I was recovering he asked “is it okay if I go to the bathroom really quick?” I was like yeah sure buddy it’s gonna take me a while to recover anyway.
Well he was in there for a while. When he finally came back he was wearing different pants. He started inking me again, and I don’t know why he decided to confess this to me, but he said:
“I just want you to know, while you were recovering, I thought I had to fart… it wasn’t a fart. I just shat my pants”
My tattoo came out beautifully!
Netizens’ comments
- You know, we often tell our kids, A fart is not always just a fart. One day you might gamble and lose.
It’s usually directed at our 12 year old son who enjoys tormenting his siblings with toxic gas. - Eating lunch at work one day and I squeezed out a fart… except, this fart decided it had to be a jet of liquid poop. I told everyone that I just poop myself, and we all had a laugh. I drove home, showered, changed and went back. More jokes for weeks on end.
- We have an older gentleman at work who came in and announced he was leaving for the day because he had, “An adult accident.” We all looked at him puzzled, so he blurts, “I shit myself! Okay?”