“Uncle, Geylang Lor 31. I only got 100 dollars note you got change or not.”

“Unker, Geylang Lor 31. I only got 100 dollars note you got change or not.”
“You got no card ar? Got paylah or not.”
“Unker, I forgot to bring wallet today and my HP no battery. You got chatrger or not.”
“No. Never mind lah I got chabge for your 100 dollar.”
“Unker you carry so many cash you no scared meh.”
“Look at my face lah. Who got the heart to rob me. I rob them better.”
“If got robber want rob you how.”
“You see this scissors? This my best weapon. They want strangle me, I take scossor poke poke their hand. Do somemore I poke the eye. Accident seatbelt jam ise itnto cut. Door cannot open ise it to break the glass. Eat gao luck want to crack nut can use it tonknock knock. Eat crab can use it to cut. Meat too hard also can us it to cut. The best part is if really really the robber manage tonoverpower me, I yake out notes and cut. If I cannot use, you also cannot use. Worst case, right hand got katana sword. You want a real fight we fight to the death. Already one leg go into coffin liao, one last fight also worth it.”