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UNCLE WENT CLUBBING & MET A XMM THAT HE IS TRYING TO SEDUCE, BUT DON’T KNOW HOW

Need advice on trying to seduce xmm I met in club

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Lao unker went clubbing the other day. Rarely I go but my clients jio me and I don’t wanna turn them down. We open a few bottles at markee (don’t know what’s the spelling) and a few freeloader xmm turn up to join us.

This one xmm still studying 1st year uni and body and face not bad 7/10, short but curvy with c cup and have nice luscious lips.

A bit cold, aloof but maybe trying not to flirt too much in front of her friends. Managed to have a short chat and turn out she some kind of cosplayer and I ask for her Instagram to check out her work. Her friends all cosplayers too, 1 or 2 quite cute.

Turns out she do some revealing outfit kinda cosplay which I think damn cringe but a lot of otaku they will simp for her. So she has no shortage of attention.

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If I want to end up bonking her I will need to up my game a bit. Any ideas? First thing is I need her to notice my DM. Her inbox sure flooded with DM from simps so i need to change tactic.

She is selling some of her pic on Patreon or something similar. So I think she on the way to OF in the next few years.

I thinking of sending her a pic of my engorged 3 inch member but perhaps it’s too unsubtle.

Any ideas to get her attention?

have a great Sunday!

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Netizens’ comments

  • If you tell her your favorite anime is Army Daze (1996) confirm you’ll be kissing the little sister between her legs in no time
    • (OP) Army Daze is not anime. why leh? xmm like army Daze?
  • Only 3 inch and you want to seduce her? Unker you stay with your wife better.
    • (OP) no wife. only right hand
  • U know Leonardo DiCaprio is 48 so also an uncle. But he is dating hot models every time he change a model, the model’s date of manufacturing gets more and more recent heard his latest model is made in 2002?

So I think his usage scenario applies to you.

Multi millionaire Major move star Proven good boyfriend material Looks buff I suppose

If u close to him u have a very good chance with XMM.

Good luck just don’t turn into a cpf fuelled Simp.

Please avoid Chinese style Hang Flower joints please. The battle hardened or rather combat hard edged ladies trained in the latest psych indoctrination tactics will make short shrift of you.

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