A video emerged online showing two intoxicated uncles having an epic altercation at a coffeeshop, as members of the public gathered around to watch the show.
The incident occurred at a coffeeshop, although the netizen who posted the video stopped short of mentioning where exactly or when the fight took place.
The man in red was seen down on the ground and being hit in the head at the start of the video, before getting up and throwing a right hook at the man in stripes.
Punched so hard, he went back in time
The man in stripes then instantly returned the favour with a right hook of his own, right in the face which sent his opponent back in time all the way back to the year 1299, when Sang Nila Utama discovered Temasek.
The man in red then recovered and returned to the present, throwing a couple of punches in return which stupefied the man in stripes, as the bamboozled man then stumbled backwards before falling onto the ground.
He fell down so hard that his feet were facing the sky and he looked a little like those cockroaches who flip themselves upside down when you spray Baygon on them.
Trying to use The Force like Star Wars
Another man in grey, who was the closest to the fight, was seen watching the fight intently with his arms outstretched, channeling his inner Jedi and trying to stop the fight with what I assume to be The Force.
The man in stripes was then seen in the next cut of the video, back at his table with a glass of beer.
Potential penalties
According to Chapter 224 of the Penal Code, anyone who disturbs public peace by fighting in public is guilty of committing an affray.
Upon conviction, offenders could face a jail term of up to one year and/or a fine of up to $5,000.
According to Chapter 321 of the Penal Code, anyone who performs an act that causes hurt to a person is guilty of Voluntarily Causing Hurt.
Upon conviction, offenders could face a jail term of up to 3 years and/or a fine of up to $5,000.