CB SIA, I swear to God, why is it every single Singaporean friend group must have at least ONE or TWO parasites like this? You know who I’m talking about. Every time go out, this fella will wear oversized designer tee, ride Grab everywhere, order the most expensive craft beer, but when bill come, suddenly hand trembling, open wallet got spiderweb.
Always got two types of these useless clowns:
1. The “Genting / Bola Master” This guy thinks he is Chow Yun Fat from God of Gamblers. Every weekend disappear, Monday come back look like zombie. Ask him what happened, “Eh bro, yesterday Liverpool damn bloody, last minute penalty spoil my $1,000 parlay.” PARLAY HEAP OF RUBBISH LA. You go Singapore Pools, give auntie money to feed Uncle Raymond is it? Every month salary entry instantly leave via DBS PayLah to his bookie. Then end of month come begging: “Eh bro, lend $100 can? Next week payday I return you $120.” SMLJ? You think you POSB fixed deposit is it? You pay me 20% interest? In the end, payday come, he ghost you like his father own the bank.
2. The “Simp God / Sugar Daddy Lite” This one even worse. No money to eat Cai Png, but got money to buy Flowers and Dyson hairdryer for KTV mei mei or tinder gold-digger. Bro, the girl don’t even know your middle name, she call you “Babe” because she forgot your real name, okay? He will spend $800 on one night at club, buy bottle service to flex on Instagram story, next day text group chat: “Wah guys, quite tight this month… anyone can pay for my McSpicy?” CHEEBYE LA GO EAT DUST LEH. You spend on girl, girl go home with handsome guy, then we must subsidize your meal? You think our friend group is Community Chest is it?
Bro, if you are reading this and you feel targeted: GO FIND A PROPER JOB AND STOP GAMBLING / SIMPING LA! We are your friends, not your personal Licensed Moneylender. Next time you ask to borrow money, I swear I will report you to Ah Long and give them your unit number.
Anybody else got this kind of deadbeat friend? How you all deal with them? Drop your story below, make me feel less alone. ⬇️