Busted at the Lorongs: Wives Turning Into Private Investigators!
Think you’re a “Master of Stealth” because you deleted your WhatsApp chats and wore extra cologne to hide the smell of cigarette smoke? Think again, abangs and brothers. If you’re planning to go out and chiong while telling the wife you’re “OT-ing at the office,” you better start checking your car like you’re looking for a ticking bomb.
Forget the old-school drama of finding a stray lipstick under the seat or a “suspicious” hair on your headrest. Those are amateur moves. Today’s Wife Commandos are using high-tech surveillance that would make the Mata-Mata proud.
The $35 Marriage Destroyer
We are talking about the Apple AirTag. It’s small, it’s cheap, and it’s ruinng lives from Woodlands to Jurong. One local suay kia recently found out the hard way when his “meeting with a client” turned out to be a one-way trip to Geylang.
The wife didn’t even need to call him. She just sat at home with her iPad, watching a little silver dot move slowly towards the Lorongs. By the time he reached the red lights, his marriage was already in the “Red Zone.”
Here is the story:
Guys please beware and check your car regularly if you decide to go out and chiong and don’t want your wife or girlfriend to know.
Nope I’m not talking about the basic lipstick that the girl will purposely leave in your car or lingerie, I’m talking about GPS trackers like Apple AirTag.
Got caught going to Geylang by wife
I have always went to chiong Geylang etc discreetly from way back and I would take all necessary precautions to make sure that no one spots me.
I would only go on alone without jio-ing anyone and would choose timings that no one in my life would be able to catch or suspect me.
Recently I realised that my wife has been asking me where did I go and what did I do for the day.
I thought that maybe she was just being caring and showing some concern about my life, but turns out that she had a while ago put an Apple Air Tag in my car when she borrowed my car to run some errands and because of this piece of technology, all my escapades at Geylang has been discovered.
Cannot be I tell her I go and eat frog leg porridge a few times a week at Geylang right?
So beware guys, don’t be an Ah hai like me.
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