I think i had the worst 1st night experience. Not sure whether u all have the same experience or not.
I am just married with a long time gf who is a doctor.
As a believer of chastity, i didnt want to have any s*x before marriage, but my wife really wanted to do it since the start of our relationship.
Thus after getting married last week, finally we were ready!
My wife wanted me to use the rubber as she doesn’t want to have baby yet (due to work condition), so i bought one, but i overestimated my size. I didnt know until we r in the midst of doing it
We decided not to turn off the light to spice things up a bit. Thus, it was dark and we didnt see anything. We decided to just go all the way.
However, as my little bro is too small, i spilled inside due to the oversized rubber. T.T
My wife was sulking as initially she didn’t want to take the morning-after pill.
Then, after we turned out the light, I saw her face full of horror.
“WTF IS DAT BESIDE UR ****” so i told her it was excess skin, I have had it since I was young, i said.
She just blasted “IT IS NOT AN EXCESS SKIN, IT IS A F-ING WART”
Yes, she is a doctor, so she is familiar with this kind of stuff.
I am just wtf, I thought i have Excalibur, turned out it is a toothpick, and worse, i have a wart??
So, the next day, we decided to straight away go to nearest GP to ask for morning after pill and remove the excess skin/wart.
However as it is the National Day, all nearest clinic were closed. So we finally went to the GP that was quite far.
When we were waiting for registration, my wife saw a familiar face in the GP and she just said “F, she is my classmate”
Yes, the GP is her classmate and it was kinda weird that we needed to explain the unforgettable moment that we had to a person that she knows
I could see my wife and her friend were kinda embarrassed talking about this, even though they are doctors.
Though after the consultation, my wife just keep consoling me, during our journey home she just kept saying
“Ur lil bro and that ‘cauliflower’, haha”
My pride just plunged to the bottom of the ocean.
Not sure whether she still love me after this.
Sigh…