Sometimes I suspect that my wife is secretly making me fat so no other girl will want me.
Every time I tell her I want to start exercising and be fit, she’ll tell me that she loves me regardless of what body shape I am and assures me that I’m already married so there’s no need for me to have abs. It’s not that I want abs or what, I just want to have a healthier body.
But she doesn’t seem to understand. Whenever I suggest for us to eat healthier, she’ll find some way to sabotage it. Like that day I wanted chicken salad, she air fried nuggets to put in our vegetables, which was drenched in an obscene amount of sauce.
When I suggested to have fish soup, she ordered fried fish in tom yam soup with extra milk for me… When I explain to her why these foods are not healthy, she’ll insist that they are still fibre and protein and get angry with me for being “difficult”. I thought I was smart for thinking of luring her with the hopes of a slimmer and sexier body for her to get her to join me, but really is wishful thinking.
That comment almost got me killed. She went on a rampage asking if I’m calling her fat, cried father mother and even threatened to divorce me.
Obviously since that day I decided that being alive is better than being healthy. Cheers.
Here are what netizens think:
- Then maybe this is the right time for you to be the head of the household.
- Your wife is some next level manipulative scumbag
- You force her to eat pork lard every and mayo until she become a dumpling, see how she react