A lady shared a story of how she tried to wake her husband up one day by licking him from his down under as he loves it and she was being playful that very morning.
However, instead of the whole process being erotic, it ends up quite disgustingly as he had accidentally let out a fart in her face.
Here is the story
“So I was feeling playful and I thought a fun thing to do would be to wake my husband up with a bit of a stroke and a kiss down there. He lays on his side so the easiest thing to do was to give him a gentle stroke. He started stiffening but didn’t really stir. He loves me licking him at his down under region so I tried to give them a lick.
It wasn’t easy without him being in the right position for easier access to his down under region. I lifted his leg a bit and got a good angle. He started to stir and shift. So I sat back until he settled more on his front but still on his side.
I was clearly in quite a determined mood and I tried to get to his two ‘baby producing factories’ from behind through his raised leg.
As I was trying to get in there again he let out a massive fart. Just instantly stinky, inches from my nose. I saw it before I felt it and I felt it before I smelt it but there was nothing I could do to save myself. So gross. Wouldn’t recommend! He’s not even that windy. It was bad luck.
Of course he woke up hard and wanted to get going, attacking me back in a bid to get me in the same mood as him as well
However, he failed as there was no way for him to get me back in the mood that morning after he let out a fart in my face.”
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