My husband and I have been married for 7 years now and have a daughter. The first time I was invited to dinner at his parents’ house, we had just started dating and only just got together.
I will never forget that day in my life and I am still ashamed of it to this day. Even before we got there I had a stomach ache. His mother made his favorite cocoa for us with extra cream.
Even back then, my stomach couldn’t tolerate dairy products, especially with so much fat. I drank the cocoa anyway because I didn’t want to be rude.
It started shortly after. I had extreme stomach cramps and before I could even stand up, my underwear was completely covered in my liquid shit.
I stayed put because I was afraid that more would come out. My mother-in-law suddenly started yelling at my husband and asked him if he wasn’t ashamed in front of women so disgusting to fart.
He said it wasn’t him but that he smelled it too. At that exact moment I couldn’t take it anymore and shitted everything that was left in me in my pants.
I ran straight into the bathroom and I felt the shit dripping down the floor. When I came back after 40 minutes, all I saw was a huge brown stain on the sofa and my mother-in-law’s face.
She asked me if I wanted another cocoa…
Netizens’ comments
- So is the stain still there? Did you offer to buy them a new sofa? Did you say yes to the second offer of Cocoa? Still so many questions…
- I’m glad you’re still together and married, I’d probably be too embaressed to even go on a next date. I hope no one felt the need to share the story of how you met the parents at your wedding
- I clogged my MIL’s toilet a few years ago. I blamed it on my husband because he pooped 3 times while we were there that day.