I just pooped myself at work and I don’t know how to face anyone at work anymore.
I just had the worst thing ever.. I pooped myself at work. It was so bad. I was able to get to the bathroom but I didn’t make it to the toilet.
It was so bad. I had to throw my underwear away and my pants in the bag. Had to clean the toilet seat.
I want to cry. My husband works with me and he was able to get a blanket from our car for me and to get me out of there and go home but I am so so freaking embarrassed
I literally want to quit my job. I am so afraid of being known as the girl who pooped herself at work. I want to throw up and cry.
My anxiety is through the roof right now. I know I didn’t get out unscathed. I know people saw it, smelled it or something.
I am curled up in a blanket after coming home and showering and I am sinking into a huge panic attack. I don’t want to be known as the girl who pooped herself. oh my god.
Edit: it’s my husband and my’s 10 year anniversary today. He keeps thanking me for pooping myself so we can go home early on our anniversary lmao
Netizens’ comments
- If you are a nice person and people at work like you they will just be concerned and hope you’re okay.
If you are a jerk, only then do you have to worry about being known as the girl who pooped herself at work lol - If I worked with them I’d feel bad for them and know how it feels to have done that. Unless they were a jerk to me or something then I’d suggest they were full of it so bad it began to leak.
- All you need is to let it get around that you had a stomach bug. Everyone can understand that. I know you feel embarrassed but I assure you no one will really care.
- Honestly, i don’t think they’d really care.
- I know right now the anxiety has a hold on you, but keep a few things in mind:
•Every single person in that office poops.
•People really don’t care that much.
•Literally, sh-t happens. Sometimes people have stomach trouble and…sh-t happens. Big whoop. Breaking news: Human bodies not always perfect. Again, people don’t care that much.
•If you can laugh at it it takes its power away. It’s kind of funny, right? If you can put aside any possible “embarrassment”…it’s kinda funny. It’s a story you can tell someday.