A man who tried to find girls during his trip to Thailand, Pattaya tried using dating apps but all he got were “ladies”.
He could not accept the fact that they are men as his desperation is surpass his logic.
Here is the story:
I was in Pattaya with my friends last weekend and one of them has always had trouble finding a girlfriend.
Previously, he was addicted to pubs and discos with hostesses and always used the easy way out by attracting the wrong girl with money.
So during the trip, we played the jet ski while he relaxes on the beach.
When we came back to shore, he said that he was able to contact multiple girls on Facebook dating and Tinder claiming that they are interested in him and that one of them will be joining us for the drinking session tonight.
He showed us the photo and we immediately knew that they were not girls but men. One of them looks over 180cm tall.
We tried to be a good friend and tell him that the girls he is talking to are not actually girls but he refused to believe us and thinks that they are interested in him.
I told him: “Firstly, there are like a gorilla, secondly, you think you, Andy Lau, ah. Many girls come to you ah”
He refused to listen to us and insist that they are women as he had “heard their voice messages”. It kind of sounds like a man pretending to sing opera while talking.
So we when for a drink and one of the ladyboys did turn up. She looks like she just shaved as there were small studs coming out from her top lip.
It was so obvious and my friend was happy and showing off to us that he found a girl.
The happiness was short-lived until she started to talk, she sounded more man than man more than me.
He tried to be polite and said he was drunk and went back to the hotel secretly.
Well, since the person he jio is already here we drank together.
When we got back to the hotel, he was hugging his pillows and his eyes were in tears.
For context, he is in his 30s.
