A man shared his story after finally getting a girlfriend for the first time, he was about to get lucky but he ended up getting disappointed after his girlfriend breaks up with him over his sausage.
Here is the story:
I’m 29 this year, Finally, after 29 years of singlehood, I got a girlfriend only to lose it so fast. For years of my life, I have been watching Japanese films to help me get on with my life and relieve myself. Constantly escaping the topic when friends ask if I have a girlfriend. I finally got lucky and got a girlfriend after some friends introduce me.
Last night, when we decide to do it for the first time. I mentally prepared myself and think back to all those years of training from the films I watched and thought of using those moves I learned to satisfy her.
We were making out and kissing until she pulled off my pants and tried to go down on me. She started pulling down my skin and I scream because it’s painful she also screamed and said it stinks like rotten eggs and there was a white layer of membrane on top of it. She started to question If I ever wash it properly.
Well, I did not know that as I have never done it with anyone before. She was so disgusted she leaves my home immediately and told me that she will never do it with me or have anything to do with such a disgusting person anymore.
At that moment I was shocked and sad as I did not know anything. I googled online and found out that this is known as “cream cheese”. I tried to wash it but after years of gathering it seems very hard to remove.
I then tried to use a sponge to clean it but end up making it swollen and now it hurts even more. 1 night 1 sentence I got hurt both on the outside and the inside.