MAN BOUGHT CAR ALREADY, THEN STARTS TO DISLIKE DRIVING & PREFER PUBLIC TRANSPORT
FAMILY MIA FOR DAUGHTER’S B’DAY DINNER, GRANDMA REFUSED BECAUSE DON’T LIKE THE RESTAURANT
GIRL TOO BROKE TO COMPLETE HER STUDIES IN S’PORE, MUM GAMBLED MONEY AWAY & DAD MIA
MAN ALLOWED TO WFH, BUT ALWAYS MIA TO NAP AND PUSH WORKLOAD TO JUNIOR
MAN MARRIES A ‘DOMESTIC HELPER’ SO HE DON’T NEED SPEND TO HIRE MAID
MORE AND MORE PEOPLE BUYING DESKTOPS NOW, RATHER STAY HOME TO GAME
MAN TRIES BODY HAIR REMOVAL CREAM ON HEAD TO SAVE MONEY, ENDS UP BECOMING BALD
WOMAN ATE MALA AND “USED HER MOUTH” ON GUY IN BED, NOW HIS KKJ BURNING
MAN’S BUSINESS NOT DOING WELL BUT ‘HAO LIAN’ TO FRIENDS SAY BUSINESS BRISK
MAN WENT TO TEMPLE & PRAY TO HIS ANCESTORS SO HE CAN WIN THE $12M TOTO
